Continental Scandal Internationally inappropriate greeting cards
A smiling man in red and yellow swim briefs raises a glass of cava beside a birthday cake on a Spanish terrace at sunset.

Passport Required · No. 01 Spain

Send your friend somewhere hot for their birthday.

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Internationally inappropriate greetings.

The Passport Required collection

Six destinations. Six men who did not pack a shirt. $7 each, with envelope. Tap a card to read the inside.

No. 01Spain$7
No. 02Italy$7
No. 03Greece$7
No. 04France$7
No. 05Brazil$7
No. 06Sweden$7

Six countries. Six birthdays. No dignity whatsoever.

The complete Passport Required collection: all six cards and six cream envelopes, wrapped in a Continental Scandal band and shipped flat so they arrive perfect. Save $6 against buying them one at a time, and never get caught without a birthday card again.

$36 for the set of six · free US shipping

The collector's edition — the same six in a navy gift box — is coming. Email us and we'll tell you when.

Where should we send him next?

Six countries down. Tell us where the next one should come from, and we'll tell you the moment he lands.

One email when he lands. No newsletter, no nonsense.

Greeting cards for adults were either too sweet or too boring. We wanted the third thing.

Continental Scandal makes cards that look like they came from a Riviera hotel and read like your most dangerous friend after the second glass of champagne. The kind you pass around the table. The kind that stays propped on your desk long after the cake is gone because, frankly, he's nice to look at.

We're unapologetically queer-founded and made for anyone with a pulse and a sense of humor: the girls, the gays, the group chat, and anyone who has ever flipped a table at a five-star dinner party. We have exactly three rules. Wit before vulgarity: suggestive, never explicit. The person opening the card is always the star, never the joke. And if a card can't make someone laugh, blush, and feel adored in the same breath, it doesn't ship.

Passport Required is where we start: six birthdays, six destinations, six men. Holidays and get-well-soons are already packing. Everything else is just good manners: heavyweight uncoated stock, a cream envelope, a blank half inside for your own trouble, and a passport stamp so they know where you sent them.

Carry Continental Scandal in your shop

We're placing the Passport Required collection with independent gift and card shops in the places our customers go on holiday. Keystone pricing, low minimums, a free sample set for shops that qualify, and a counter display with your first order of 36.

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